the rant

hey, i'm not a lawyer, or a shipping heir....
i don't live in a home on sussex drive or eat caviar, or think tax dollars are mine to spend as i wish....
and i don't want to get to know paul, or annie, or carolyn from ottawa,
although i'm certain they think they're really really nice.

i have a dictator, not a prime minister.
i speak english and french, not whatever it was jean did.
and i pronounce it 'democratic deficit', not 'canadian values'.

i can proudly say i didn't vote for those envelope-passing thieves in office.
i believe in the will of the people, not the tyrrany of the minority special-interest groups,
individual thought, not groupthink,
and that the stay-at-home parent is a truly noble and vital contributor to our society.
a conservative is not a scary person, and they can talk about private delivery of public health care withouth shrieking,
and it is pronounced 'knee-jerk reaction', not 'gun control', 'knee-jerk reaction'!!!!

canada is an elected dictatorship,
the first nation of overtaxation!
and the best banana republic in the world.

my name is dave!!
and i am conservative!!!